Sophie Monk -- Paris REALLY Hates You

Word on the street is that Paris Hilton hates Sophie Monk's guts -- and last night in Hollywood our photog let Benji Madden's ex-fiance know it over and over and over again.
Sophie Monk: Click to watch
Oh yeah ... and for people who don't care about catty feuds, she also wore a see-thru top.

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Hot Vegas
Go Shawty, It's Your Sister's Birthday

It may have been Nicky Hilton's birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Caesars Palace in Las Vegas last night, but you'll never guess who stole the show?
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Paris: Do I Look Like a Klingon To You?

Sure, she acts like a total space cadet, but Paris Hilton's never actually been to the final frontier.Paris Hilton: Click to watch
Some crazy dude -- who claimed he was "completely sane" -- kept screaming at Paris for the digits of William Shatner, Captain Spock and Mr. Sulu outside Betsey Johnson. Anyone know the Vulcan death grip?

UPDATE: A few astute TMZ commenters have identified the crazy guy as Justin Lee Collins, a British comedian and host of the TV show "The Friday Night Project."

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A-Hole to Hilton's: Too Much Makeup to Make-Up

For all the garbage Paris Hilton and fam receive from Prince Von A-Hole, you'd think an impromptu family reunion at the Ivy would be the perfect time for forgiveness ... or WW III.
Paris Hilton & Prince Von A-Hole -- Click To Watch!
At first the Prince was surprisingly quiet and cordial to their faces -- maybe he didn't recognize them.

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Paris & Brit: What a Difference Two Years Make

Frenemies Paris Hilton and Britney Spears reunited at last night's VMAs -- no DUIs, vadge flashes or rehab stints ensued.
Paris and Britney
Throw in Lindsay, a night at Hyde and three wrecked weaves and you'd swear it was Fall '06 all over again!

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Benji Doubles As Paris' Bitch

Benji Madden pulled double shift yesterday -- getting to act as both Paris Hilton's boytoy and her own personal paparazzi-wrangler.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton

Pap to Benji -- Do You Like It Rough?

Things for Paris Hilton have gotten so mundane lately, the best question we had for her was about her hair extensions. Luckily, it led to a better Q for Benji -- does he like pullin' on 'em?!

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Paris Exposes Herself

Paris really needs to get to the doctor ASAP.
Paris Hilton
Her brain is showing.

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Celebrity Justice
Paris Not THAT Big a Famewhore

Yeah, someone filed a lawsuit against Paris Hilton, but here's the real news: Hiltie has standards!

Her 2006 "comedy" "National Lampoon's Pledge This!" was apparently so bad, even Paris wouldn't shill for it. Worldwide Entertainment Group says she got paid a mil -- a mil, folks -- to act in the movie and then push it on TV and radio. They say she didn't do the latter and so they're going after her in Federal court.

Worldwide wants $75K in damages -- probably more than the film's gross. Paris' peeps didn't comment.

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Al All Reved Up over Paris

Rev Al Sharpton sounds like he's a newly-minted fan of Paris Hilton, in large part because of her Presidential campaign vid. But here's the deal -- remember that whole "N" word thing with Paris? Did the Rev forgive, or just forget?

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Paris: They Like Her, They Really Really ...

Like a phoenix (who did a sex tape) rising from the ashes, Paris Hilton has reclaimed her throne.

Paris' McCain rebuttal video has vaulted her popularity back to 2006 status. She was in Denmark yesterday and got completely mobbed by Danish fans. Wonder if she has a hankerin' for Danish?

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Potential McCain VP: Paris Is On Our Side

Minnesota Gov. and rumored McCain VP front runner Tim Pawlenty has seen Paris' video and still believes she's leaning for his team. Did he not see the part where she called the Republican hopeful a "wrinkly white haired guy?"

Filed under: Paris Hilton, Prez Election 2008

Paris: I Wasn't Doing Lines

We're amazed Paris Hilton remembers who John McCain even is -- so it's hard to believe she belted out all the lines in her new McCain video without the use of cue cards.



It sure looks like Paris is reading her lines off of something, but sources tell us Paris memorized all her lines -- in fact, she was quite insistent on it. You buyin' it?

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Paris to McCain: "See You at the Debate, Bitches!"

Paris Hilton is finally slinging some mud back at "that white haired dude" who used her image in a political attack on Obama -- she just needed a team of comedy writers to do it.

Clad in a ridiculous leopard-print bathing suit, Paris shot a revenge video for FunnyOrDie.com -- in which she slams John McCain, announces her candidacy for the presidency, and even selects a running mate.

The scariest part: she might actually win.

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McCain -- Paris Is My Energizer Bunny

John McCain's mouthpiece has responded to Paris Hilton's stinging retort -- but he's not attacking Hiltie!

In the unkindest cut of all, McCain's spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, "Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated -- both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."

Just hours ago, FunnyOrDie posted a video of Paris calling McCain "wrinkly" and pitching a hybrid energy policy.

Filed under: Paris Hilton, Prez Election 2008

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